Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Cereal Character

Captain Crunch is the coolest cereal killer ever. He pillages and plunders and cuts the children's roofs of their mouth. Horatio Magellan Crunch is a captain in the navy. He graduated from Cereal Bowl University in 1972 and became a captain in 1980. He has since been cap'n of many ships and other boats such as The S.S. Bomb and The S.S. Fat Captain. He has a rivalry with Count Chocula it even went to court about which is better. Cap'n Crunch is clearly the much better cereal killer.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Smooth Jazz

Skills USA cant be described as smooth jazz. It would be described as washed-out country. Now the trip and the hotel was smooth as jazz. The Hotel was great. Skills was not. No one won any metals or ribbons. But nevertheless we still had fun at waffle house(twice) and KFC buffet which was great. Our bus driver, good old 7-watts, was the coolest pocket watch carrying bus driver I'd ever met. We had to bring our chicken coop with us to put the cube on but it turns out that we didnt even need it.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Teacher

The teacher who is my favorite is Master Yoda. Master Yoda is my jedi master who trains me in the way of the force. Master Yoda also helped me construct my lightsaber. Yoda is my bro. And just an awesome guy ever. The world explodes and ends in a flaming ball of fire.

My duck hunt

My duck hunt game is about science and answering questions by shooting the targets with the correct answers. The Game is awesome and fun to work on. I cant wait until it works out better. Also the game is great and fun. The game is perfect and the greatest game ever.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

time travel

I would like to go to the time of the Renaissance. So I could be a smart wizard or kingly king or a knightly knight guy, or a wizard knight who's king with a mustache. That would be the best freakin thing ever. That's also a great place to be ever and awesome. Plus I would ride a horse and shoot arrows after enemies after they died I would then eat them and then cook them before that I would drink their blood.