Cereal Character

Captain Crunch is the coolest cereal killer ever. He pillages and plunders and cuts the children's roofs of their mouth. Horatio Magellan Crunch is a captain in the navy. He graduated from Cereal Bowl University in 1972 and became a captain in 1980. He has since been cap'n of many ships and other boats such as The S.S. Bomb and The S.S. Fat Captain. He has a rivalry with Count Chocula it even went to court about which is better. Cap'n Crunch is clearly the much better cereal killer.